Thursday, August 7, 2008

How to make enemies and find yourself in trouble.

[17:34] Dartin Carter: k
[17:36] Lillie Yifu: back
[17:36] Lillie Yifu: how may I help you?
[17:37] Dartin Carter: just wanted to say hi and tell you how cute you look
[17:37] Lillie Yifu: Thank you.
[17:37] Dartin Carter smiles at Lillie
[17:37] Lillie Yifu: What brings you to sl?
[17:38] Dartin Carter: to meet pretty girls like yourself
[17:39] Dartin Carter: kidding about meeting girls, I have land here and friends
[17:41] Dartin Carter: would you like to come see my beach house?
[17:41] Lillie Yifu: perhaps
[17:43] Dartin Carter: Perhaps? well that leaves it wide open
[17:44] Lillie Yifu: hmmm let me clue you into a bit of a secret of the female psyche
[17:44] Lillie Yifu: perhaps means you need to give me a reason
[17:44] Lillie Yifu: so perhaps means you have a chance at yes,
[17:46] Dartin Carter: well at least there is a chance, so tell me hun where you from?
[17:46] Lillie Yifu: I am from the US.
[17:46] Dartin Carter: which state?
[17:47] Lillie Yifu: Ummm that wasn't a good move
[17:50] Lillie Yifu: Clue two. If I had wanted to tell you, I would have.
[17:50] Lillie Yifu: So I think you are looking for omething different than me, and you probably aren't going to find it here.
[17:50] Dartin Carter: well I have a feeling you would have found fault in something I said or did no matter what
[17:50] Lillie Yifu: That was a stupid thing to say
[17:51] Lillie Yifu: I suggest you stop before I get actually annoyed.
[17:51] Dartin Carter: wow you sure took points off your looks real fast
[17:51] Lillie Yifu: Yes I was afraid you were going to be stupid like that.
[17:52] Lillie Yifu: Don't say it
[17:52] Dartin Carter: oh go pound sand
[17:52] Lillie Yifu: No dear. If I wanted to I could pound you.
[17:52] Lillie Yifu: You really ought to learn how to play this game
[17:52] Lillie Yifu: before going up to someone and trying to antagonize them.
[17:53] Dartin Carter: oh blome
[17:54] Lillie Yifu: as you wish.
17:55] Dartin Carter: you know we could have been good friends, thats all I wanted but you start playing this game with me why?
[17:56] Dartin Carter: you never even gave me a chance
[17:56] Lillie Yifu: You know, you really ought to have stopped when I asked the first time.

Some simple rules. When someone, anyone, doesn't give out more than a certain amount of personal information, respect that. When someone asks you to stop, respect that.

If you tell someone to "blome" make sure that you know that you are willing to live with that.

Yes he kept going after this, including:

"Dartin Carter: you would probably have more friends if you didn't treat people like dirt"

and suck my dick in misspelled spanish.

Such a wonderful human being, it is amazing that I didn't fall all over him.

Hmmmm. I think I should put him on mute.


  1. HAHAH!!! Oh my god, that guy was a dick, but your retorts are classic. You're my idol now.

  2. That is an interesting moment in the conversation: when they are on the very wrong path, knowing (or being told) tat they are but still insisting on it. Why do they do that? It is truth that persistence can win, but not persistence in being an ass-hole. I guess it is "if you can't get it, annoy her" logic. But do they really believe that annoyance is effective in any way?

  3. This guy strikes me as dim. And way out of his league. I can't help but wonder: would these encounters be more interesting, result in friendship and last longer, if these characters were as smart of most of your readers.

    You see the pattern and the path. Clearly he saw neither.


  4. Wow what a great story, only problem with it is you edited parts of the conversation out to make you look good in front of your readers. The readers who you have so fooled about who you really are, and seem to idol and worship the ground you walk on? Wow do they need to get a life. The next time you post a conversation with someone how about you post the whole conversation instead of just the parts you want them to read. If your readers we're as smart as they think they are they should have been able to tell where you removed parts of the conversation. But what can one expect from someone that plays the part of an escort, and then posts parts of a conversation with someone she never thought would read this. Have a wonderful life Lillie

  5. Where do I start? You're an escort. This is probably the longest conversation you've ever had with someone that didn't involve sex and money exchanging hands so of course you wouldn't know a good man when you saw one. Your "retorts" are not classic dear, sad, to say the least. I'm only impressed by the fact that you can cut, paste, and edit a conversation to a website. Bravo for you!
    Dartin is a wonderful man, he's loving, caring, attentive, romantic, and a gentleman in every way (with those who deserve it along with his respect). Perhaps if you knew how to handle a gentleman rather then a customer, you would have known how to handle this one.
    Sorry girls, this one is taken sl and rl and all I can say Lillie is It's your loss for not getting off of your back and taking the time to get to know Dartin. He is without a doubt the most incredible man I have ever met.