Friday, August 22, 2008

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BANG BROTHAS TOP SLUT COMPETITION

Top Model?..yea right! we do it Different at BANG BROTHAS...Yall know its about That Top
Slut here!

At BANG BROTHAS we always doin it fresh and different... throwin down some big lindens to find out who is the

TOP SLUT!!!

5000 lindens to the Winner!

HOW TO PARTICIPATE.....

Well, you need to prove to all the BANG BRO members that you are truly TOP SLUT MATERIAL.
That means get that pussy hot and givin it up here at the club....then get that BROTHA to vote for you. You have a month to increase your chances to win.....So....the more you FUCK 'EM and the BETTER YOU ARE AT IT....the better your chances are to get the votes you need to win. Weekly announcements sent out to keep you updated on who is the nasty slut leading with the most votes.

COME DOWN TO THE CLUB TO ENTER...

Starting Tues 8/19 come down to the club to enter the contest board and get your pic up on the wall ..pay the vote board the 150 Linden Entry fee and then show off to the club and your friends and guests what a DIRTY SLUT you really are! .
Increase your chances by voting daily and receiving daily votes from your friends and
any guests you trying to impress.

The contest will commence when the last Slut Slot is filled on the Vote Board

7 days from the first announcement the competition begins and votes commence. 30 days from then the competition ends and votes tallied. The top slut with the most votes will be announced ain the club to see. She will also receive 5k lindens to spend how a good slut should!

BANG BROTHAS INTERRACIAL LIVE SEX CLUB: NUMBER ONE SINCE DAY ONE AND STAYNG THERE

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Winner will be the slut who recieves most votes. Bang Brothas reserves the right to all decisions regarding the process of this competition.

6 comments:

  1. The line from Dune in which Duke Leto Atreides contemplates the depraved customs instituted on Arrakis during Harkonnen rule leap to mind: "Every degradation of the spirit imaginable..."

    Is paying for the privilege of letting oneself be abused, the fate of all but one entrant, "doin' it different"? I'd like to think so, because then there's a chance that if those responsible receive the opprobrium they deserve, it won't happen again--but OTOH, I've led a very sheltered life.

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  2. Wait a moment... if I'm reading this correctly, you don't even have to have sex with any of the club patrons, you just have to get people to vote for you early and often. I can imagine people signing up for the lulz, and then just getting their friends to vote, and not have to suck a single virtual dick. Hmmmm... maybe I should enter this contest! I could use the $5000L!

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  3. UPDATE! I went over to the Bang Brothas club to see who joined this competition. When I got there, there was an orgy going on with the contestants. It was pretty much what I expected- one noob who was a few days old wearing linden hair (how do they find linden hair in their inventories?!), and the rest were the club's "dancers". Now, call me weird, but if you're a club dancer and you're sucking guys off for the *chance* to make $5000L, why not just call yourself an escort and go out and actually earn $5000L? It seems to make more sense that way.

    Bang Brothas plan seems to have worked though. Most orgy rooms claim to offer free sex, here was a club actually delivering on the promise. I spotted a few orgy room regulars at the party. The cybering wasn't amazing, but it was certainly better than "mmmmmm ur so good" and the girls (aside from the aforementioned noob) actually looked halfway decent. Not amazing, but definitely more attractive than what a male could typically find in a regular SL orgy room.

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  4. Let me see... the prize is almost $20 US (@264 L/US$) and the opportunity to have your av name and reputation branded a "top slut" by this gang. How could anyone* turn down such an opportunity. As to easier ways to earn $20, well an evening of babysitting comes to mind.

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  5. A TOP SLUT probably wouldn't have time to enter a 5,000L contest and more then likely would be an old wrinkled guy behind the avie or a short very overweight with bad skin female. Either way, they will relish such a wonderful title and the big HOT DOG that goes with it. Is Colonel mustard free?

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