Friday, December 21, 2007

Cliquemetrics

Jelly Bean is so cute and nice. I on the other hand have claws. What defines a clique is not who you hang out with, but who you won't, don't and would nev-ver hang out with. Ex-clue-sivity is what is about, "X" the people who have not got a clue.

So I guess it is time to sharpen my claws a bit and write up my "clique post."

How to define your clique:

1. Name one rl individual who is otherwise popular, rich, famous, or some combination of the above, that every member of your clique will have unmitigated contempt for.

2. Name one rl individual that would make every member of your clique either wants to be like, or would buy a long distance plane ticket expressly to have sex with them. You know what I mean the "ohmygodhessooooogorgeus."

3. Name one slebrity that every member of your clique would like to grief.

4. Name one slebrity that every member of your clique would really like to be in the clique, but is not.

5. Name one place that all the women in your clique shop.

6. Name one place that all the men in your clique shop.

7. Name an sl place, that is otherwise well known that no one in your clique would be caught dead in, unless they were being paid money somehow to be there. Maybe not even then.

8. Name one common thing in sl that, in the view of your clique, all right thinking avatars hate. And if someone else likes it, it is an immediate "eeewwwwww...."

9. Name one non-clothing item that every member of your clique has *got* to have.

10. Name one land mark that your clique immediately hands out to newbies to help them out. (Read, make them more like your clique, which is, of course, the right way to be in sl....)

11. Name one well known sl website that every member of your clique reads or knows well. (Blog.secondlife.com, jira, new world notes, whatever it is... what does everyone assume everyone else knows.)

12. Name one well known sl webiste that everyone in your clique makes fun of. Or rather, which it is just de rigeur to make fun of.

13. Name the place that members of your clique go to pick up people for sl sex. If none, then fill in "whatever is at the top of orgy search."

14. Name the place that members of your clique go to meet wirps (with relationship potential).

15. On average how many sets of prim hair, prim shoes, outfits with prim attachments do the men in your clique have?

16. On average how many sets of prim hair, prim shoes, outfits with prim attachments do the women in your clique have?

17. Name one common sl type of avatar that is just right out. (Furry, sex bomb, hetero-gendered, newbie hair wearers, people who shop at a certain place... Who just would never be allowed in.)

18. How big is your clique?

19. Name one group that every member of your clique belongs to, if they have space for it.

20. What is the affectionate word your clique uses? (Hun, dear, hye yo, yo...)

21. What is cliquish for:
Hello
Goodbye.
It is Great!
It is Terrible!
I have to own that!
You spent Linden on that?

22. What are the regular gathering points and times for your clique?

23. What is the strongest insult your clique uses?

24. What question does everyone in your clique hate to be asked?

25. What is a question that everyone in your clique asks when meeting a new person?

26. What defines someone who needs to get a second life even more than they need to get a first one?

27. What activity could your clique just not live without?

28. How long, on average, have members of your clique been on.

29. What will members of your clique do for free that others might charge money for?

30. What will members of your clique charge money for, that many would do for free?

There, you now can define your clique.

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