You know you cheap and sleasy when

1. you've had sl sex with more than one person who was not friended at the time.

2. you've been picked up by more than one person at phats, in a four hour period.

3. you have an alt just to hang out in Amsterdam.

4. you have been banned form an orgy room for having too much sex.

5. you have more than 2000L of items from xcite.

6. one point each:

1. number of sl sex partners higher than your tier payment (in usd).
   
2. number of sl sex partners greater than your bust measurement.
   
3. number of sl sex partners greater than your IQ.
   
4. number of sl sex partners greater than your weekly income (in usd).
   
5. ...in linden.
   

7. you have more than one favorite nude shape.

8. you have a skin you only wear nude.

9. you have the order of dances on ravanne's pole memorized.

10. you don't have to look to hit:

1. the xcite cock menus.
   
2. the xcite cock and excite cunt menus alternating.
   
3. more than one version of a sex gen bed.
   
4. the tp button to a free sex area.
   

11. you have more than 10K of sex beds in inventory because it is not worth rezing them.

12. you have put sex menus on otherwise innocuous objects because you can.

13. you have had rl sex with more than one person you had sl sex with first.

14. you have had rl sex with the SO of someone you first had sl sex with.

15. you've been collared by someone you don't have in your friends list.

16. you have had sl sex with more than 4 people in a 24 hour period, for free.

17. you have had sl sex with more than 2 people at once (e.g. by IM with one person while animating with another.)

18. you have had alts collared by two different people at the same time.

19. you have ever fuck camped.

20. you have ever begged for sex on the free sex groups.

21. you have posted something like this just to know you are not alone.

22. you are wondering where the check boxes are so you can print this out.

23. you are saying "but she forgot..."