Neo Nursery Rhymes

Barack's new bill

Barack's new Bill went up the Hill

To fetch a #Fail of health care.

Single payor went down,

It made him frown!

Public Option was blocked

By bastards.

Barack be nimble

Barack be nimble

Barack be quick.

Pick a position, 

and make it stick.

Barack said yes,

Barack said no,

Barack has the power,

to end this row.

Barack's Splat

Barack's budget splat,

could leave no fat.

The war had left no lean.

So betwixt them both you see,

they're licking health care clean.