Shop too much...
... but never have a thing to wear.
Spend too much...
... but can't stand second quality.
Want to be dressed like everyone else...
... but hate having the same dress as anyone else.
Love shoes...
... except we can't find that one exactly right pair.
Buy many sets of hair...
.. and end up wearing a few a great deal.
Love to spend time looking...
... but hate the lag.
Hunt for sales...
... and then miss the most important one.
Adore how our avatar look works on us...
... but are tempted to start an alt to explore a different one.
Hate violence...
... love having the naughty little gadget that orbits the jerks.
Want to be treated like a lady...
... except when we want to be a sex object... your sex object.
Love to decorate...
... hate to move furniture.
Love looking good for you, and will change anything ...
... but hate it when you dictate what we should wear.
Love consistency...
... but change our minds as fast as we can change clothes, if not faster.
That's us.
Learn to love it.
How did you manage to read in my mind...?
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