Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Three Linden Opera: Fancy a Fuck?

(This is out of order, it is from Act II of Three Linden Opera, but I've been having problems writing the lyrics for the end of Act I)


A gaggle of naked Noobs:

It's the only thing we want,
It's the gift for our pluck,
Hey ya sexy baby do you fancy a fuck?

We hang out with the orgies
Or we wouldn't get laid.
The only thing worse than not getting it
Is getting it paid
This new world is an adolescent panty raid,
Just say sex that's all that needs to be said.

All I have to do is demand you give me your phone,
Then I'll buy a ticket and show up at your home,
I don't care if your married, or all alone,
I just need to be there and give you a bone.

Free! Free! Free!
It's all Free!
That's! That's! That's!
The only way to be!

I've got an ugly face, and a cock like a truck,
But I'll treat you like my slave,
And you'll give me a fuck.

that's the only world we
want to be in,
and if mmmm nice pussy
doesn't get you off
then you must be la lesbian

That's right!

Free! Free! Free!
It's all Free!
That's! That's! That's!
The only way to be!



Oh the work a day where I have to respect,
And work like a dog to give you what you expect,
I can toss that shit out by the door,
Just pin you down and fuck you right on the floor!

I'm tired of manners,
And all of those games!
Deep inside you bitches are all the same!
Don't need to send you flowers,
Or listen to you,
Just scream in your face and then do the do.

That's right!

Free! Free! Free!
It's all Free!
That's! That's! That's!
The only way to be!

You'd better do it gratis,
Because I'm down on my luck!
That's all I've got to say:
Do you fancy a fuck!

3 comments:

  1. This is brilliant! hahahaha

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  2. /me giggles...

    well mostly it is just a transcript of what I've heard...

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  3. gosh ...
    you are brilliant!
    I love reading you ! :)

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